Age is but a number casting a long shadow. And just like that, the many souls lined up, waiting patiently for their blessed GPU order, cast long shadows of their own. Each one waits in despair for the end—an end that, rest assured, will come. For everything has an end… except for sausages, which have two.
One who has walked this world for 102 years, gracing it with their presence, shall surely continue to do so for another 4 to 5 weeks. Only then shall they rest peacefully, accompanied by their Zotac block, entering the afterlife with a cool and quiet GPU—ready to impress the great pharaohs of old, who sadly never had the fortune of owning an RTX 5090. They must make do with parchment scrolls, horses, bows, and perhaps a humble sand shovel.
Now, to say it plainly and seriously:
We’re expecting an incoming delivery, but unfortunately it won’t be enough to fulfill all pre-orders. The waiting list is long, and I realistically expect we’ll be able to ship to you in about 4–5 weeks—probably closer to 5. We’re still heavily struggling to meet demand for the coolers.
