Oh, I am the boss? Oh no... better not. When I see that our CEO has to be available day and night, almost every day, and even has to be reachable while on vacation, that would be far too much work for me.
To be honest, I never really thought about complete beginners having questions like this. I have been constantly involved with PCs since I was 14, both as a hobby and professionally. So that would be 33 years now, since I am 47. But since we are currently working on a kind of lexicon with extensive information about everything, I will have to bring this up.
Regarding point 3:
Ah, I see, you mean hanging. No, we do not offer anything like that at all. I also would not know of any parts we offer that could be repurposed for something like this. As far as I know, nobody has ever asked for something like that before either.
Another question: why not cool the CPU with the DIY loop as well? That would only require the CPU cooler and two additional fittings. Then you could leave out the top radiator or replace it with a shorter 240 mm radiator. Yes, that would cost more money again, but parts like fittings and radiators basically never break.
And the current Core and Apex CPU coolers will still receive updates for new sockets. The new Intel socket will use the same mounting system, and according to the current information, AM6 should not require a different mounting system either. In the worst case, only different spacers might be needed. This means you could use the cooler for another 6 years or even longer. The AIO will not last that long.
But I have to admit, I am not a fan of AIOs. I would rather use an air cooler than an AIO, because I know the actual prices and the internal construction of the AIOs that almost everyone offers.
Oh, one small addition about radiators just came to mind.
Normally, all ports are on one side. However, we also have radiators that have a fill port or drain port on the other end. Please do not use this as IN or OUT. It is really only there so that you can fill or drain directly through the radiator, or you can screw in a temperature sensor there.