I can understand that you're pissed off. I would be too in your place. I can only keep saying the same thing, because there isn't much new to add.
What I can tell you now is that we will be able to ship all pre-orders by the middle of next month. And that's for all coolers.
Next week, the ES coolers will be shipped, enough to cover all pre-orders. I expect them to arrive in about two weeks. This is a bit dependent on customs, which sometimes takes a day, sometimes a week.
By the way, services related to faster shipping or faster processing by resellers are their offers, not ours. They don't play any role for us.